Does anyone else remember how Panic! at the Disco dropped the exclamation point in their name and found God or something and became environmentally aware and it was really awkward because in their first album they had a song using the term “a better fuck.”
There’s this kid in one of my classes whom my friend and I dislike and he looks like a mouse. We were scoring these rhetorical analysis papers and he mentioned how he scored them all correctly and so my friend and I spent the entire class making jokes about him:
"aw maybe his mom will give him a block of cheese when he gets home"
"we should buy one of those mouse water bottles and give it to him and say ‘hey i think you dropped this is it yours?’"
"maybe his mom will let him out of his cage for an extra hour tonight"
"ouch you stepped on my tail!" (followed by…) "dammit that’s the third time today!"
And on the way home my friend and I were discussing gay radicals and what the straight equivalent would be and she burst out “GIMME A DICK TO SUCK!”